Tim Collins

I wanted nothing more than to lie in bed today and think about Chloe and her pretty neck.

Timing is everything in the eternal dance of seduction.

Mr Dashwood gave us a history

Mr Dashwood gave us a history

Seth was transformed over 3,000 years ago in Egypt, Lenora was transformed over 150 years ago

ve just sent an email to the Vampire Council:

should save her from death. But how am I supposed to do that without vampire strength? Buy her a cycle helmet?

That should tell you how exciting things are round here!

SUNDAY 2ND JANUARY

And did they ask me about my feelings on the subject? Of course they didn’t.

I am in love with Chloe! I know this because I’ve been thinking about her since half past ten. I can’t stop picturing her dark eyes and her lovely pale neck