Richard Osman

A few years ago Ron would have decked him there and then. But sometimes Elizabeth’s way was the best way, so he’ll do what he’s told. And perhaps he’ll still get his chance to smack Ryan Baird right in that gaping mouth before this is all over. Ron hopes so. He has a lot of respect for Gandhi and his ilk, but sometimes you have to cross the line.

He doesn’t know where Elizabeth got hold of the overalls, but boy were they comfortable. He wonders if he’s allowed to keep them. Wearing overalls every day would be a slippery slope though. There’s a thin line between wearing overalls and going to the shop in your pyjamas.

He is pretending to eat healthily, which, after a couple of days, he realizes is the same as actually eating healthily. An apple is an apple whether you are eating it because you like to take care of yourself or you are eating it to impress a new girlfriend. The nutrients are the same.