Adam Kay

raniophallic anastamosis’ – dickhead.

But what if someone shares a ghastly factory farming video on Facebook the day before and you inadvertently witness a mass debeaking?

Besides, holding anyone to their word at that age seems a bit unfair, on a par with declaring the

‘I want to be an astronaut’ painting you did aged five a legally binding document.

a great doctor must have a huge heart and a distended aorta through which pumps a vast lake of compassion and human kindness.

They must have something that cannot be memorized and graded:

obs and gynae

you end up with twice the number of patients

Age twenty-five was the first point I actually got to make an active decision in the Choose Your Own Adventure book of my life

refuse any blood transfusions because of their (fucking stupid) belief that blood contains the soul, and you shouldn’t put someone else’s soul into you