P.S. I Loathe You

Me: This sucks. I can’t believe you got us in trouble with the teacher

Devon Montgomery: You’re the one who tackled me!

Me: I don’t like this. You’re too far away

Devon Montgomery: I’m literally in the same room as you

Me: I don’t like when we’re in the same room and I can’t touch you

Wes Holt: Jeez you’re jumpy!

Me: What do you expect? You’re groping me in front of my sister!

Wes Holt: This isn’t groping. I can show you groping

Me: DO NOT show me groping!