I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. —Woody Allen
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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
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She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again. —Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
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He’s a self-made man . . . the living proof of the horrors of unskilled labor! —Ed Wynn
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When you use your brain it’s a violation of the child-labor law. —Joe E. Lewis
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They say you shouldn’t say nothin’ about the dead unless it’s good. He’s dead. Good. —Moms Mabley
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While he was not dumber than an ox, he was not any smarter either. —James Thurber
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I thought men like that shot themselves. —King George V